Sports Conventional Wisdom Wiffle ball + Baseball strike frees time for actual exercise. Good news for orthopods. Blading +/- Old CW: Trendy boomer sport. New CW: Now even Marilyn Quayle does it. Swimming + Still the best way to beat the heat. And for now, no shark or needle alerts. Golf - Been there. Done that. Boring. Besides, CW can’t afford all those lost balls. Ping-Pong + Gumpmania brings tables out of the basement . . . oh there’s my Exercycle! Cyber-surfing + More taxing than channel-surfing, sounds cutting-edge. And no need to go outside.